hmmm...

so I have another idea. You think I could bribe a girl [with chocolate] to help me out and tell me what other girls are thinking for me? You know, like an interpreter. I have lots of chocolate. I just don't grasp the way girls think. It'd be kinda nice to know what they're thinking sometimes. It doesn't matter what it is. It brings to mind that Mel Gibson movie where he could hear women's thoughts...I kinda wish I could do that. Not even for like romantic or manipulative things. Just like aaaah! how does her mind work?!! For like all girls. Not just one special one. Curiousity, I guess. I think it'd be nice to help them with their problems too. Like not to wow them or anything, just to be nice to them and make somebody's life a little less crappy. I need an interpreter/mind reader. Now accepting applications...paid with lots of chocolate...milk, dark or white, your choice.......


...or something...


posted by dave @ 1:30 AM