So I'm getting impaitent here...

Yeah, today, our Durango was barely able to pull away from a Toyota Solara. I was upset. I can't wait to get my new car. That'll solve all my problems. Give it a good old tune up, put an underhood blower on, and done. 700hp. Let's see a stupid Toyota keep up with that. Stupid imports. Stupid Durango truck motor...all low end torque, no top end power. It can do a rolling burnout from like 15-20, but it still has no top end. It needs an exhaust and an underhood blower. Let's see...I math that to be around 475hp [out of an otherwise stock 360]. In a car like that, we'd need some sticky tires to keep them from spinning. I need a faster car, darnit. Stupid kids. And then, these kids had the nerve to block off all the parking spots behind the store where I work so they could park cars there for the stupid valet service. Last time I checked, you can't do that. Course, I've never checked, so maybe they can. Still, it made me mad cause they laughed at me as I drove past cause there were no spots open. grrr. I need not only a fast car, but a big scary truck. Something to make those little 16 year old kids afraid to tick off the driver of such a thing. You know, really big tires, really loud exhaust, tinted windows, deer-hitting bar on the front, gunrack in the back window, REAL bulletholes in the tailgate...none of those stupid sticker ones. Then I could just run over their stupid cones instead of having them laugh at me. Course I could also work my butt off and lift lots of weights to become big and intimidating, but that's too much work. In any case, I had my pride pricked tonight. I didn't like it. Stupid kids.


posted by dave @ 6:51 PM