so I'm a jenyus...

Yesh, verymuchso. Here's my new plans.

Plan number one: Chainsaw powered bicycle. Does it explain itself? No? Ok. Here goes nothing. So I get a chainsaw, take off the blade and the bar, and mount it to a bike. Then I take the bike chain off the regular pedals, and put it on the saw, where the blade used to be. Done and done. 35mph bike with burnout and wheelie capabilities. If you want more fun, just cut the tires off. That's sure to make it interesting. Paint it gold, take off the brakes, and have a blast.

Plan number 2: Pop on tap in car. Still workin on this one. Any ideas? All I know is I need cold pop in the car and I'm poor and can't afford one of those fancy car fridges.

posted by dave @ 10:15 PM