I've come across a breakthrough here, people...

For the time being at least, I've decided to give up on girls and stick with cars. They're more reliable. Of course, you can ask anybody, I'm the pictureboy for unreliable. But see, I won't come out to my driveway in the morning to find a car that's tired of me cause I'm too boring, or she's too busy or whathaveyou. No. You leave a car for awhile, she's ok still. Just spend a little time with her and she's good as ever. And, if she says something's allright, it's allright. [unless the sending units are acting funny, then that's just another problem to diagnose, and in that case, she doesn't know she's not allright.] Plus, nobody cares or pokes fun if you have a big car, and nobody calls you whipped if you spend a lot of time with your car, listening to her and fixing her problems. That just makes you more of a man. I don't get it. You listen to a woman, suddnely you're whipped. You listen to your car [who you named after a girl] and people respect that. Why is this world so screwed up? Guys value cars over their wives or girlfriends and are looked up to for it. If a guy loves his girl with all his heart [second only to his love for the Lord], he gets made fun of all the time. [trust me, I've witnessed it] But, there's also the other extreme. If a guy bends over backwards and forfeits his thoughts, ideas and friends for his girl, something's wrong. He needs an awakening, usually delived by a sound beatdown by the friends he's abandoned for the girl. So here's my call to action: #1 beatdowns for all losers who dump all their friends for girlfriends. #2, for those of us who are incapable of finding/getting/keeping a girlfriend, go love your car with all your heart.

posted by dave @ 1:35 AM