me bored.

I'm almost out of school. If I got all the questions that I filled out on my exam correct, I'll get a 38% on it. Thas not good. I needed a 20% to pass I think. Ohwell. I should still graduate. I actually tried too! I just can't factor things and that was 2 pages of it. Today's englilish exam was pretty easy, just 3 essay questions. Government was easy too, cause I watch a lot of Law & Order with my aunt.

I'm gonna get a car. It's gonna be sweet. Here's a mental picture:

Ok, it'd be a 4 door. A big one. It'd be the blackest black they could spray on it. On the outside, it'd look 99.83764 1/2 percent stock. The only giveaways would be the beefy back tires, which would be mostly hidden in the fenders, really only noticeable if you looked under the back. Other than that, it'd look stock. Under the hood'd be a different story. It'd be packin a 440 [that's 7.2L] with unstock headers and intake and carb and cam and heads and uh...ignition and yeah. Then it'd have really really quiet mufflers. And header cutouts that exited right behind the front tires for when it needs to be loud. And boy would it be loud. Think asphalt-melting, tar-bubbling, rattling-windows-2-blocks-away loud. Yeah. Only when I'd want it to be that way. Then I could show those ricers and Ford and Chevy guys a thing or two. [mostly pairs of 2's - dual exhausts, dual 15 inch wide tire tracks, dual rubber clouds, etc.]

Yeah. Pretty sweet, huh? It'd have fuzzy dice too. And a reallyfreakinnice stereo. Not the hear it from 2 blocks away kind. The amazing sounding inside the car kind. Yeah. The good kind.


mmm...Mopar...

posted by dave @ 9:51 PM