On a much lighter Dave's in a better mood and posts too often note,

I decided that for my new year's resolution, this year I'm gonna become more formidable. What? It's not new years? Ah, crap. Ok, I'm looking for a typewriter then. If any of you faithful readers have an extra typewriter and would be willing to donate it to a worthy cause [the dave needs a typewriter society] please contact me. I'm dave. See, a typewriter allows me to become my alternate ego, the Anonomis Typewriterer. [Yes spelked like that. You see, my friend Joefish and I couldn't figure out how to spelk it right, so we decided to spelk it really wrong to prove an important point: we're stupid.] This gentleman the Anonomis Typewriterer has a long history of writing letters to various faculty members at my school, Timmy Christian [or Catholic, I think] saying anything from "we want an oragami day" to "want my suggestion, do you? get rid of the suggestion box!" He's quite a character. But alas, nothing good or fun lasts forever, and one day in studyhall as he was banging on his typewriter, a spring popped out and it never worked again. He proceeded to disassemble it in the street in front of Joefish's house with a big hammer, and couldn't find the problem. So now it's at the bottom of Salt Creek in Elmhust, in a small carry-on luggage dealie we garbagepicked that week. It's also in about 54,028 pieces. So you see, I need a typewriter. carvinplayer7@netscape.net me if you got one you'd be willing to donate. Then the Anonomis Typewriterer could get back to writing his letters and his infamous "jaquetapus reviews" to send to the school newspaper never to be heard of again. Stupid newspaper never published him. He was crushed. He did have a boatload of fun typewritering in studyhall. You have no idea how loud that is in a room with no sound-absorbing surfaces anywhere. Specially when nobody can talk. tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick DING! reeeeeeeek! tick tick tick tick tick tick tick...

Well, I'm outta words.

posted by dave @ 7:43 PM