Catholic teachers at a Christian school?

I finally finished painting my car! It looks sweet! Now all you can see at night is the chrome. Every time I see it, it gets me to thinkin that it'd be the perfect drive-by car...not the deadly kinda drive-by, the waterballoon/very large squirt gun/paintball gun drive-by. The fun kind. Now all I need is some shiny plastic hubcaps...and some really fweakin loud subs. Maybe some tinted-all-the-way-black windows...

I still need a typewriter.

Hah! I fooled Joy into reading this by putting my Catholic teacher in the title!

So this spring, some of my friends and I are making a parody of Gone in 60 Seconds. It's gonna be sweet. If you have a cool car that you'd be willing to let me drive for like 3 minutes, tell me and we can put in the movie. It'll be sweet. If it turns out good, I'm gonna see if we can play it after the Rock sometime. Quality if you ask me. Some sweet old musclecars...[I almost have a HemiCuda!] Then y'all will understand my love for these cars. Expect professional results. If you do wanna have your car in there and we use it, we'll get you a car wash and a sweet burnout picture. [It's worth it]

I was smrt yesterday. [yes spelked like that. if you have no idea what I'm talkin about, you must not watch the Simpsons] I was building [repairing] a shack/shanty at my aunt's house and I stepped on this 2x4 full of nails. One went into my foot. It fweaking hurt. Still does. At least I got some work done on the shack. It'll probably be in the movie. This isn't gonna be your average movie of the week or crappy home movie. It's gonna be a full 20 minute feature film. Of the highest quality. Plus we'll get an A for it in economics.

Wanna see an interesting movie that's not made by me? Go watch The Shining. Crazy. Very very crazy. Specially at 2am out in the country where the wind is whistling all around you real loud and its dark out. You'll understand if you watch it.


No, contrary to popular belief, I'm not a Communist or a Socalist.


And we have new links up and to your right. They're quality [otherwise they wouldn't be there]




WARNING: The Shining should not be viewed by guys who can't close their eyes or anybody who is offended by violence.

posted by dave @ 11:59 AM